Patagonia Footwear Honeydew Shoe - Men's

The absurdly comfortable Patagonia Mens Honeydew Shoe is not made from melons, nor does it arrive with a long list of unaccomplished tasks. In fact, we dont know why Patagonia named it the Honeydew Shoe (do you). We only know that the non-toxic tanned leather upper and the Hevea natural latex outsole are extremely supple and cushy, respectively, and that while its casual enough to catch a live set, we can easily wear this shoe out to dinner with a lady friend. This makes us ask, why, Patagonia, did you not call this wonderful shoe The Supple And Cushy Environmentally Conscious Footwear Choice That Looks Fantastic In Both Semi-Dressy And Casual Situations On second thought, maybe Honeydew isnt so bad.